I suppose one day I may get a kitten and it will need litter box fodder.

And I don't want to toss it in the fire just because I am inherently opposed to burning books. I don't want to give it away because I can't bear the thought of being responsible for someone else reading such crap. There have been a handful of books in my life that come into my possession and leave me wondering 'What the hell am I going to DO with this?' I don't want to leave it on my shelf, because it's not worthy of taking up precious space. Anyone who knows me even remotely should be able to guess I would hate it. Someone gave me this book, and I still don't know why. No shocker that she is now divorced from him. And her constant self derision, making herself out to be a 'crazy pregnant woman' as she wrote about her husband's rude treatment of her, was just pitiful.

I know she is trying to be funny, but to anyone capable of complex thought, she's just a dull hack. McCarthy shows herself to be unintelligent and unenlightened as she spreads fear, panic, and gross misinformation to any pregnant woman who might be unlucky enough to read this book. The More Than Words double bottom line: Every purchase provides hands on job training opportunities, and all revenue supports our nonprofit to empower youth to take charge of their lives.Another book I wish I could give less than one star. From morning sickness and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery, Belly Laughs is must-read comic relief for anyone who is pregnant, who has ever been pregnant, is trying to get pregnant, or, indeed, has ever been born! Never shy, frequently crude, and always laugh-out-loud funny, McCarthy covers it all in the grittiest of girlfriend detail. Not Jenny McCarthy! In the New York Times best-selling Belly Laughs, actress and new mother Jenny McCarthy reveals the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and the unseemly disfigurement that go along with pregnancy. Of course, no woman is spared the discomforts and humiliations of pregnancy, but most are too polite to complain or too embarrassed to talk about them. Oh, the joys of pregnancy! There's the gassiness, constipation, queasiness, and exhaustion, the forgetfulness, crankiness, and the constant worry.

Belly Laughs by Jenny McCarthy